Spirit Airlines Isn't Smoking Crack

"PRBot II" (prbot2)
11/15/2013 at 11:50 • Filed to: planeopnik

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The Transporter > PRBot II
11/15/2013 at 11:54

You have to hand it to Spirit, they know how to get your attention.

PRBot II > The Transporter
11/15/2013 at 11:55

Their marketing department does good work.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PRBot II
11/15/2013 at 11:58

"We're not smoking crack - but Zombie Alfred Hitchcock is. Seriously, he should cut that out, it's annoying."

Also, if you think you have to insist you're not smoking crack, you might be smoking crack.

PRBot II > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
11/15/2013 at 12:00

It's a shot at Toronto's crackhead Mayor.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PRBot II
11/15/2013 at 12:09

Well, yeah, but do they have to specify "the mayor's not sharing with us, we promise"?
Hmm, actually I guess they do.

HellO.

I'm Alfred HitchCOCK.

I may have smoked crack cocaine in one of my drunken stupors.

However.

I do not have a drug problem.

(All "r's" are rolled)